| | I JUST FINISHED READING YOUR PROFILE AND I WILL LIKE TO KNOW YOU BETTER..YOU SOUND SO SWEETS IN YOUR PROFILE AND YOU SEEMS TO BE THE KIND OF WOMAN I AM LOOKING FOR..LITTLE ABOUT ME,I AM DIVORCED WITH TWO KIDS. I AM A GOD FEARING,CARING,LOVING,CARING, SUBMISSIVE AND ROMANTIC MAN.I WANT TO ASSURE YOU THAT YOU WILL NEVER REGRET MEETING ME. I AM NEW ON HERE AND I HOPE YOU ARE REAL?
I LOOK FORWARD TO READ FROM YOU SOON,
WITH HOPE, FAITH AND LOVE,
JEFFREY.
I guess his keyboard is one of the cheap ones.... it didn't come with a 'Caps UN Lock" key. Damn shame really.
Nice to know I sound 'sweets' in my profile.... I was told it was kinda bitchy at one point. I haven't updated the text part in over a year. I change the background and color scheme occasionally though.
The "god fearing" part.. yeah.. that's a winner with me... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
And submissive???? Nope.. not a quality I look for in a guy either.
I should email him back and tell him that he should fear me, not 'god'. I have the lab results that prove I'm not 'sweets' .. I'm hypoglycemic. And while his (brand new) profile says he's in New York I'm sure he'll have some kind of emergency and needs me to send him money so he can get back home from his work related trip to Africa.
From the profile:
About me: I am Jeffrey brooks from the USA.I am totally new to this website and as a man, I want a woman that I can share the pleasures of love with, a woman who's willing to teach and learn. I want a woman who together with we can be two people who can lean and depend on each other. My personality is both serious and upbeat; I have a sunny disposition that makes me friendly, prone to laughter, fun-loving and easygoing. However, I also like to think deeply about life and the world. I feel passionately, but I'm disciplined about my words and therefore thoughtful. As you know that Greatness lies in Simplicity, dont you think so? My interests and hobbies include: books, films, travel, sports, music (I have a special fondness for contemporary jazz) card games and board games, arts and culture. My favorite foods include: Indian and Thai, (love pineapple with chicken), cranberry juice and melted cheese sandwiches dipped in chocolate Favorite actor: Morgan Freeman. Favorite color: Blue Likes: I like people who are mentally strong, loving, compassionate, honest, resilient, intelligent and have a healthy dose of humor Dislikes: I don't like people who are selfish, cruel, careless, arrogant and fake I leave you with a smile and many pleasant wishes.. Who I'd like to meet: I am want to meet that special woman who is God Fearing caring, loving, respectful, hard working and down to earth but beauty is nice but not important to me!!! because I love people who are simple and natural in their approach. I really want to learn all about that special woman.. But you have to know that for me my partner is more important than my friends!!! Friends are good and nice, but for me nothing is more important than the woman I love or my family!!!...I hope i have not bored you with my long letters
Just look at this sentence (fragment)....
I am Jeffrey brooks from the USA.I am totally new to this website and as a man,
Did ya catch it? ... He's new to the website.... and new as a man.
I'm guilty of abusing ellipses... these things between the arrows ~~> ... <~~ Three periods in a row. But at least I know WHERE to put a period and not use a comma.
Ralph Wiggam is smarter than this asshat I'm sure. "Me fail English? That's Unpossible!"
Doesn't every American living in the states go around saying they are from the USA. (US and A.... Borat anyone??) And from "My Cousin Vinny" ... "Yeah, You blend!"
I am debating emailing 'him' back some bullshit wild story to see the response. On the other hand... if you look at his picture titled "Me at work"... Not too hard to see it's a police uniform. He got the name to match up... "J. Brooks"
But that badge is from the Maricopa, Arizona police department. Funny in its own way.... that page title reads "Polic Department" ... They should take that up with their webmaster.
I'm debating calling the non emergency line to see what they have to say about it.
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